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Maxim finally released it’s list of the Hottest, Sexiest whatever. It’s a really depressing list. Usually, I can at least defend some of the top women by saying “at least they have curves” or “at least they’re not anorexic bitches”. Not so much this year. This year’s number one hottest, sexiest whatever is the incomparable… Olivia Wilde. Blech. She’s plays the character Seven on House, and she blows. She’s a bad actress, and she’s not even that pretty (in my opinion). CB chimed in: “Plus her hair is always so limp and crappy looking. That’s what happens when you starve yourself!”

The top five went down like this, in descending order: Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox, Bar Refaeli, Malin Akerman, Mila Kunis. If you were like me, you muttered “Malin whatsit?” Don’t feel bad, I looked her up. Malin Akerman is a Swedish-Canadian model-turned-actress who is probably best known for her recent turn as Silk Spectre II in this spring’s Watchmen. And what the f*ck is Mila Kunis doing in the top five? That girl from That 70s Show? Is this a joke?

Maxim is celebrating the 10th anniversary of what has come to be known as the “it list” of Hollywood heat.

Models, athletes, hard-working moms, reality show stars and a First Lady are all included in Maxim’s 2009 Hot 100.

And after sifting through thousands and thousands of photographs (tough work, but someone’s gotta do it) the editors of Maxim have chosen “House” star Olivia Wilde as this year’s big winner.

“Olivia Wilde has been the sexiest woman on television since she heated up ‘The OC’ five years ago,” said Maxim editor Joe Levy. “She’s smart, she’s beautiful, and she has dual citizenship in the US and Ireland — what more can a man ask for?”

[From Fox News]

I actually just read something interesting about Olivia Wilde a few weeks ago, I think it was in W Magazine. She married an Italian named Tao Ruspoli, who is some kind of big deal in Italy, he‘s like the son of a prince, which would make him a prince, except Italians don‘t give a crap about their royalty anymore. I hate to say it, but I’d almost rather see Megan Fox top the list rather than Olivia. That’s how disappointed I am.

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