Miley Cyrus

This story is so outlandish that I wouldn’t believe it about any number of celebrities. However when it comes to Miley Cyrus, this is somewhat believable. Miley’s attention-seeking antics will never cease, and she’s already capped off her outrageous potential by riding naked on a wrecking ball. So what’s a girl to do after repeated weed references and walking around nearly nude at the VMAs? Keep on shocking by upping the ante. This week’s issue of In Touch says Miley wants to have silicone devil horns implanted in her head, which — perhaps — will be a permanent nod to her 2013 VMAs twerky hairstyle. But wait, there’s more:

Miley Cyrus, no stranger to pushing the envelope, wants to do something even crazier than usual to her body!

A friend tells In Touch magazine, “She’s leaning toward getting silicone horns implanted in her head. Miley wants them to be very out there, like devil horns!”

And that’s not all! “She’s also interested in a corset piercing,” the friend tells In Touch. “It’s when you get holes pierced around your spine and you can actually put ribbons through those holes in a crisscross fashion to mimic the look of a corset.”

[From In Touch]

Eeeeek. The devil horns sound bad enough because even if Miley chooses to remove them, there will be scarring and other permanent traces of this mistake. If she leaves them intact forever, how exactly will she explain them to her terrified grandchildren at age 62? The corset piercings are even creepier, almost like something Marilyn Manson would fake at the height of his theatrical, Mechanical Animals phase. The key word here is “fake.” Don’t go permanent with this stuff! Even Manson has grown up and stopped the shock factor, and he’s stuck with his awful chrome teeth. Those are gross but not nearly as bad as implanted devil horns. As zany as this story is, yes, Miley is perhaps considering this awfulness.

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Photos courtesy of WENN

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